online raves

August 31, 2006

height of commercialism

Filed under: Blogroll, raves — rave86 @ 4:10 pm

There is no action figure more deserving of a deluxe edition than the Son of God. This 5-1/4″ tall, hard vinyl figure comes with eight amazing plastic accessories: five loaves of bread, two fish and a jug for turning water into wine (not guaranteed to work for real). Also features “glow-in-the-dark miracle hands”!jesus

 

*what cracked me up was the ‘not guaranteed to work for real’ part. but i guess you got to have a keen sense of the absurd to appreciate this. hah, life is so much interesting with stuff like this.

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1 Comment »

  1. I don’t know if that’s hilarious or depressing 🙂

    Reminds me of an idea I had that I thought would go over well for people who go to church. It would be a ‘Jesus’ figurine made entirely out of cheese. Cheesus, of course. It could be served with crackers and such. Communion has to be made more fun somehow!

    Comment by Solus — August 31, 2006 @ 9:00 pm


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